Congratulations, there’s little evidence that you’re an NPC.
And that means you’re a prime target for assimilation, so stay frosty. There are rabid NPCs in them thar hills.
Click here to learn how to maintain your humanity. Godspeed. May you never go gray.
Good news: You’re probably not an NPC.
It’s clear, however, that some of your self-determination has been co-opted by collectivist scripts. In time, this will make you more and more susceptible to assimilation.
Click here to learn how to purge your system before it’s too late.
There’s considerable evidence that you’re an NPC, but you may also be a rational being undergoing assimilation.
What you do next will determine everything. This is likely your last chance. Choose wisely.
Take the blue pill
Take the red pill
You're either an NPC or heavily assimilated human.
There may still be hope for you, however. It won't be easy, but does the person dying of malaria complain of the taste of quinine?
Click here for your prescription. Quickly now. Take your medicine before it's too late.
You’re probably an NPC. And if that just triggered you, you’re definitely an NPC.
But hey, things could be worse.
It's not you're like you're a wage slave being herded to your doom by an unholy alliance of monolithic multinational corporations working tirelessly to usher in a Brave New World of technocratic authoritarianism devoid of beauty, rationality, and individualism.
Whatever you do, don't click here. You'll never believe why.
You’re probably an NPC. And if that just triggered you, you’re definitely an NPC.
But hey, things could be worse.
It's not you're like you're a wage slave being herded to your doom by an unholy alliance of monolithic multinational corporations working tirelessly to usher in a Brave New World of technocratic authoritarianism devoid of beauty, rationality, and individualism.
Whatever you do, don't click here. You'll never believe why.
You’re probably an NPC. And if that just triggered you, you’re definitely an NPC.
But hey, things could be worse.
It's not you're like you're a wage slave being herded to your doom by an unholy alliance of monolithic multinational corporations working tirelessly to usher in a Brave New World of technocratic authoritarianism devoid of beauty, rationality, and individualism.
Whatever you do, don't click here. You'll never believe why.