How to Not Be an NPC
So you want free will, you say?
To inoculate yourself against assimilation?
To honor and defend the essence of humanity?
Welcome to the movement.
We may be few but our numbers and spirit grows every day.
This is our manifesto. This is what it takes. This is the desert of the real.
Why struggle when you can just sit in your mom’s basement and livestream Fortnight forever, you wonder?
When you can just pull levers and push buttons without understanding or believing anything?
Because some people would rather die on their feet than live on their knees.
Are you one of them? To prove it, you must...
- Stop using social media
- Stop using dating apps
- Stop playing video games
- Stop listening to the major media and news networks
- Stop watching porn
- Stop watching reality TV
- Stop watching the late-night jokemen
- Stop watching sports
- Stop watching popular movies
- Stop listening to pop music, hip-hop, and EDM
- Stop wasting time on the Internet
- Stop wearing trendy clothing
- Stop vlogging
- Stop being promiscuous
- Stop using recreational drugs
- Stop drinking alcohol
- Stop taking selfies
- Stop getting tattoos
- Stop getting trendy haircuts
- Stop living in a metropolis
- Stop vaping
- Stop smoking
- Stop having a trendy beard
- Stop using slang
- Stop collecting sneakers and hats
- Stop calling people you don’t like Nazis and fascists
- Stop advocating for socialism or communism
- Stop trying to get something for nothing
- Stop voting straight party ticket
- Stop supporting Antifa
- Stop supporting neo-Nazis
- Stop ranting about the patriarchy
- Stop ranting about social constructs
- Stop ranting about diversity
- Stop ranting about race
- Stop ranting about immigration
- Stop ranting about Russia
- Stop ranting about gender
- Stop ranting about “snowflakes”
- Stop ranting about feminism
- Stop ranting about “cultural appropriation”
- Stop ranting about rich people
- Stop ranting about capitalism
- Stop ranting about the “wage gap”
- Stop ranting about white people
- Stop ranting about guns
- Stop ranting about “hate speech”
- Stop ranting about nationalism
- Stop ranting about “toxic masculinity”
- Stop ranting about “white privilege”
- Stop ranting that “not all [X] are like that”
- Stop trying to get people you don’t like banned
- Stop leasing brand new cars
- Stop proselytizing
- Stop denying evolution
- Stop being fat
- Stop cheating on romantic partners
- Start working more than 40 hours per week
- Start developing expertise
- Start waking up early
- Start saving money
- Start paying taxes
- Start owning land
- Start owning guns
- Start exercising regularly
- Start eating a nutritious diet
- Start getting married
- Start having children
- Start listening to real music
- Start eliminating debt
- Start following alternative media
- Start reading books. Start with the following:
- Start watching documentaries. Start with the following:
- Start listening to lectures and interviews. Start with the following: